This is not an original. I received it in an email, without attribution. Still, it’s too good to not share.
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Florida Woman Stops Gator Attack with Small Caliber Pistol
A story of self-control and marksmanship by a cool-headed woman with a small pistol, against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber you would trust to protect yourself?
A Beretta Jetfire testimonial in her own words:
“While out walking along the edge of a bayou in “Alligator Alley” with my soon to be ex-husband, discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator which emerged from the murky water, charging us with its large jaws wide open.
She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire .22 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today!
Just one shot to my estranged husband’s knee cap was all it took. The gator got him easily and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.
It’s one of the best pistols in my collection! Plus the amount I saved in lawyer fees was incredible.”
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Hahahahahahahahaha… you know at the point where it says she was walking with her soon to be ex husband discussing all settlement issues I was hoping she would not shoot the gator… 😉
You always are a step ahead.
Now, honestly, didn’t you expect her to at least give the hubby a gentle push towards the alligator when you read that they were talking about settlements?
Here in gator country we try to avoid that line of thinking.
hehe
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Ah ha ha ha ha! Save the gators!
And what, starve a lawyer?
Forgot about the poor lawyer.
Hahahahahahahahaha Love this. Especially since I worked for Divorce Lawyers for years. LOL
The gator probably wouldn’t attack a politician or lawyer. Professional courtesy, y’know.
True!
Haha, awesome. Hopefully her ex was a politician or lawyer, which would have made this perfect! 😉
Careful, you might start a trend of gators as companion animals.
LOL! You were right, this is too good not to share 🙂
Thanks. I am blessed with people around me who have great senses of humor.
He should have duck and rolled…
Coincidentally, that’s what the alligator does with its prey. Are you suggesting a pas a deux?
lol, perhaps! 😉
Ha,ha! This is hilarious. Wasn’t expecting that end at all.
Neither was he.