THE ARMED WOMAN

This is not an original.  I received it in an email, without attribution.  Still, it’s too good to not share.
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Florida Woman Stops Gator Attack with Small Caliber Pistol

A story of self-control and marksmanship by a cool-headed woman with a small pistol, against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber you would trust to protect yourself?

A Beretta Jetfire testimonial in her own words:

“While out walking along the edge of a bayou in “Alligator Alley” with my soon to be ex-husband, discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator which emerged from the murky water, charging us with its large jaws wide open.

She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire .22 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today!

Beretta

Just one shot to my estranged husband’s knee cap was all it took. The gator got him easily and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.

It’s one of the best pistols in my collection! Plus the amount I saved in lawyer fees was incredible.”

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About rixlibris

Retired from child care photography after thirty years of coaxing smiles and wiping noses. Currently venting years of repressed fictional story lines via self-published novels. Married and still alive in a remote corner of Waller County, Texas.
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21 Responses to THE ARMED WOMAN

  1. amommasview says:

    Hahahahahahahahaha… you know at the point where it says she was walking with her soon to be ex husband discussing all settlement issues I was hoping she would not shoot the gator… 😉

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  3. lbeth1950 says:

    Ah ha ha ha ha! Save the gators!

  4. Hahahahahahahahaha Love this. Especially since I worked for Divorce Lawyers for years. LOL

  5. Just Plain Ol' Vic says:

    Haha, awesome. Hopefully her ex was a politician or lawyer, which would have made this perfect! 😉

  6. mincs1 says:

    LOL! You were right, this is too good not to share 🙂

  7. He should have duck and rolled…

  8. rixlibris says:

    Coincidentally, that’s what the alligator does with its prey. Are you suggesting a pas a deux?

  9. Ha,ha! This is hilarious. Wasn’t expecting that end at all.

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