For the appetizer,
Breaded, deep fried Descartes

The main course
A honey baked Voltaire with
Steamed Spinoza,
Bacon wrapped Locke and
Rousseau on a bed of rice.

Beverage:
Chilled Schopenhauer, vintage 1818.

Dessert course:
The specialty of the house:
Epicurus, A La Mode.

Bon Appetit.

An excerpt from “A Mixed Bag” by Rick Fontes.
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